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24th
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23rd
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- Grandma - a dancer
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- Grandpa - a writer
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- Uncle Tommy - Worked for the Nixon administration. Went to jail (not for Watergate). Tried to steal the secret Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe from Col. Sanders.
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- Cousin Helen - She is now a librarian. She didn’t have a choice with those glasses.
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- Uncle Will - A talented musician, he played the tuba in the Army Band. Died from lead poisoning in 68.
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- Aunt Beverly - She became a lounge singer in Vegas and briefly dated Joey Bishop. Divorced and childless. Beverly now resides in Naples, Florida and living off her inheritance.
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- Uncle Bobby - A brilliant man…but sadly blew all his money on the Sox in 86.
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- Dad - What a looker, huh? Always cool. Now writes articles for Good Housekeeping.
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- Mom - You’ve got to love that hair. She still wears it that way.
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- Cousin Janice - She played with Prince for two years in the 80’s. Currently lives in Minnesota selling medical supplies.
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- Cousin Ashli - Whereabouts unknown.
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- Cousin Keith - High school football star. Played D-II ball, but fell into the wrong crowd. Died in drive by shooting.
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- Stacey, my sister - Prom queen and all-American girl. Married an investment banker and has three kids now. She teaches women how to breast feed.
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- Alan, my brother - Loved Billy Ray Cyrus way too much. Now works for the Hannah Montana Show as the Best Boy.
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- Kyle, my brother - Still in college working on a Physical Education degree. He will eventually finish. We hope.
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- Stephanie, my sister - Stacey’s twin sister, she could never compete with her twin. Always chasing after the bad boy, she will soon appear on the next season of “Rock of Love.”
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- Cousin Phil - The runt of the litter. He was constantly picked on as a child by his classmates. He is now an Airbrush artist in Panama City.
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- Cousin Todd - Professional Putt Putt Golf player in California.
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- Cousin Mikey - Had moderate success as a singer in a Color Me Badd cover band in the late 90’s. Recently had bypass surgery at 36.
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- Allison, my sister - What a sweet girl…until she snapped.
Sep
17th
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15th
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15th
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11th
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10th
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8th
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Sep
5th
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Last night, I competed in the Alley Theater Improv Challenge with a group from Heyman Talent. I was asked to be a part of the team two days ago, had never met any of the other team members, and knew none of the improv games we would be playing. Regardless, I had a really good time despite my nerves and lack of improv experience.
We ended up winning last night although our performance was…well…a bit amateur. But we plan on practicing and hopefully we will be better the next time.
If you are interested in coming to the next performance, I will post the date and time as soon as I find out. Not only will you get to see average improv, but the $5.00 you pay to get in goes to charity.
Another added bonus is that the show will be on the local CW starting in October.